A long long time ago, there was a poor little graduate who worked for a powerful and only slightly evil manager at the great empire of BT. One day, with no provocation, the manager decided to take a wife. To ensure that he would be ready for his wedding, his employees took him out for the day and got him very drunk. In the process, they formed the Famous Five, who once a year boldly venture into unknown towns to seek new pubs and bookies. This year's outing was dubbed

Five girls went to Bath, to knock the local boys dead. Just to make sure, they booked into the Bath Spa Hotel and had lots of lovely beauty treatments first!

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